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After a long battle with Leukemia, and a few failed attempts at Suicide...

My dyslexic friend finally passed his spelling test.

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1. My kid's biology teacher returned her test scores late.

The test was about Tardigrades

2. When should you go at red and stop at green?

When eating a watermelon…

3. Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t spell?

He spent a night in a warehouse.

4. What’s the difference between anxiety and panic?

Anxiety is the 1st time you can’t do it a 2nd time Panic is the 2nd time you can’t do it the 1st time.

5. yo mama so dumb she blows air on your dads dick and calls it a blowjob

6. yo mama so fat they use her to plug active volcanoes

7. My girlfriend told me that my dick is too small

I said it's for kids

8. Yomama so fat her ass got it's state senator.

9. Yo mama so fat

To hang her photo you need the four walls

10. Yo mama so fat that when she went to the ocean the whales started singing we are family even though you're fatter than me 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

Skinnier than your mama

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